A lot of times, my test users have more secure passwords than I do.
— The Director (@QAHatesYou) June 28, 2017
— James Thomas (@qahiccupps) June 22, 2017
Heuristics and Oracles at today's @TesterClinic – first time mentoring for me! Hope I'll get through with only a few hiccupps … ;)
— karo. stoltzenburg (@karostol) June 13, 2017
“Done” means “nothing left to do” and nothing else, folks. We have better words for our shades of meaning, so let’s use them.
— ☕ J. B. Rainsberger (@jbrains) June 8, 2017
Every CS degree covers fancy data structures. But what trips up more programmers? Times. Dates. Floats. Non-English text. Currencies.
— James Iry (@jamesiry) June 5, 2017
Why won't this CSS change?!
rm -rf everything
rebuild dev env
Oh wait, I was looking at production
— Mike Coutermarsh (@mscccc) June 5, 2017
"I didn't have time to write a simple program, so I wrote a complex one instead."
— Code Standards (@codestandards) May 23, 2017
Does it need to be said?
Does it need to be said now?
Does it need to be said now by me?
— David Morgan (@thisisdavid) May 22, 2017
— Ministry of Testing (@ministryoftest) May 18, 2017
If it hasn't been tested, assume it doesn't work – @springrod
— Rich Rogers (@RichRogersIoT) May 16, 2017
By doing deployments on Fridays, we give our users two full days to find bugs for us.
— Code Standards (@codestandards) May 5, 2017
— Ahmed Avais (@ahmedavais) May 1, 2017
I need to music to work. Sometimes struggle to chose. So we’ve made a community playlist, add your fav 3 songs? https://t.co/TBjKVV4fow ^RB
— Ministry of Testing (@ministryoftest) April 21, 2017
#testerproblems Absent-mindedly filling in the vets' contact form with fake contact details rather than my real details.
— James Sheasby Thomas (@RightSaidJames) April 20, 2017
— Liz Keogh (@lunivore) April 18, 2017
Neuer Traumjob: Zollstocklektor pic.twitter.com/hxuUHXUAhs
— BaerTron 3000™ (@deBaer) April 18, 2017
Having a dedicated DevOps person who does all the DevOpsing is like having a dedicated collaboration person who does all the collaborating.
— Timo Mihaljov (@noidi) April 14, 2017
Co-worker: I'm not working on unit tests yet. Just trying to get the function working properly.
Me: You know what helps with that?
— Rob Kennedy (@rkennedy) April 13, 2017
— Anand Bagmar (@BagmarAnand) April 11, 2017
Atlassian JIRA, the Nickelback of bug trackers
— Risto Kumpulainen (@ripa) April 10, 2017
Picard management tip: Every officer needs to be in charge of something they understand, even if it's just radishes.
— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) April 9, 2017
Thinking testing will improve quality is like thinking weighing yourself will mean you lose weight
— Lee Marshall (@LeeDMarshall) April 5, 2017